What exactly is the point of a covid test? Nevermind its inaccuracies, false positives, and testing procedure that have people labeled positive without ever even getting tested, those are distractions.
What good does it do to “get” tested for covid-19?
None.
<cue emphatic lockout!> 🤠…
Wait wait wait wait wait!
You can’t just come in here and say a thing like that! Covid testing is incredibly important! It fills the “news” after all, and feeds the panic. I’d call that more than “none.” What about that, huh?
Oh, those things are true, but I didn’t ask what covid testing does, I ask what good does covid testing do.
What good does covid testing do?
None.
And you missed a few additional advantages given to evil (willful incompetence) by covid testing. People get to ritualize and entertain the idea of being “covid positive.” Testing gives plausible credibility to statistics, that are themselves a lie, and irrelevant. It gives pretext to “quarantining” people who are “sick,” as if that’s going to prevent it from spreading. Testing makes tons of money for the test givers. Testing implies falsely that we’re on top of this thing. Progressive Establishment Globalists (PEGs) get to talk “numbers” bullshit, again, as if this means anything good. Let’s talley:
| Covid Testing Benefits: | |
| Good Benefits | Bad Benefits |
| Opportunity to call “bullshit.” | Fuels Hive Media propaganda. |
| Opportunity to call “bullshit.” | Feeds social panic. |
| Opportunity to call “bullshit.” | Cult identity ritual. |
| Opportunity to call “bullshit.” | Implies plausibility of virus hoax. |
| Opportunity to call “bullshit.” | Label, quarantine and track the “infected.” |
| Opportunity to call “bullshit.” | Make lots of money on testing. |
| Opportunity to call “bullshit.” | False pretense of being in control. |
| Opportunity to call “bullshit.” | PEGs talk “numbers” like it matters. |
Being upfront about it, I kinda bullshit’d the “Good Benefits” column. Calling bullshit isn’t a “good benefit” but an American duty, that when carried out, provides good benefits. We do this as Americans, its not a benefit of the tests themselves.
There are not enough Americans these days. Do your part, always.
So there, covid testing. Remember this every time you hear bullshit about bullshit. Hive Media, government, NPOs (non-profit organizations). Bullshit. No good.
Can I close now, with out a fuss?
Okay. But admit, my gripe made this better.
Yes, it did.
<cue emphatic lockout!> 🤠
Do be evil, be American.
Call bullshit on bullshit.
NOPEG! (No Progressive Establishment Globalists)
Don’t fail where it counts.
Stay American.
David Weeks, Information Developer, Tampa, Florida. God love us.